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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

European probe snaps first images of the sun's south pole - NBC News

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Bowel Cancer in Young People Is Rising – Here's How to Reduce Your Risk - ScienceAlert

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Warner Bros. Discovery shareholders symbolically vote against giving David Zaslav more money - AV Club

Then came..

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Grandfather Diagnosed With Stage Four Lung Cancer Becomes Free of Disease After Immunotherapy - Good News Network

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Steam gamers given 24 hours to grab hit game completely free - GAMINGbible

No way

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Top Red Sox prospect Roman Anthony hits 497-foot grand slam, longer than any HR in MLB this season - Yahoo Sports

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Pacers’ Tyrese Haliburton stuns Thunder in last second to open NBA Finals - The Washington Post

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

New features added to Nintendo Today! - News - Nintendo Official Site - Nintendo

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Still no good

Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do I feel sleepy after massage?